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So this photo showed up on the Official White House Flicker page Friday showing Barack Obama having dinner with many of Silicon Valley's brightest stars. 

Starting counter clockwise from President Obama is:

  • Mark Zuckerburg: 12.5 billon dollar net worth founder and CEO of Facebook.
  • Dick Costolo: Founder of Feedburner and CEO of Twitter
  • Carol Bartz: CEO of Yahoo, & formally Autodesk. (One of my favorite companies)
  • John Hennessy: President of Stanford University
  • Reed Hastings:  CEO of Netflix
  • Larry Ellison: 28 billion dollar net worth and co-founder of Oracle
  • John Doerr:  1.7 Billion dollar net worth and Kleiner Perkins Venture Capital partner.
  • John Chambers: 1 Billion dollar net worth and CEO of Cisco
  • Arthur Levinson: Biochemistry PhD from Princeton and former CEO of Ji-nen-tech
  • Eric Schmidt: 5.5 Billion dollar net worth and outgoing CEO of Google
  • Unknown women: yet very important woman
  • Steve Westly: Power investor in clean-tech
  • Steve Jobs: 6.1 Billion dollar net worth CEO, evangalest and God of Apple Computers

So this group of heavyweights can pretty much do, buy or influence anything in the world. So what could they possibly be toasting to? Well thats the question we asked our contestants. We asked them to come up with a range of captions for this toast and our studio audience has narrowed it down to these top 5:

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President Barack Obama asked: "Everyone please raise your glass and join me in a toast..."

5.  "To savoring every bite of the first genetically built unicorn."

4. "To the first meeting of the newly formed U.C.C.N. Union to Contain Chuck Norris."

3. "To the queen of all gold diggers, that chick sitting between Eric & Steve."

2. "To finally sorting out our Facebook privacy settings!"

1. "Everybody please raise your glasses and join me in a toast because a billion dollars isn't cool, you know what's really cool? A TRILLION dollar deficit"

So congratulations to our contestant "Julian Sanchez" for your post on Forbs.com you have just just won: a free Facebook profile, a free twitter profile, a free yahoo profile and a free google profile but wait there's more, if you aave a credit card we will also sign you up for a a free iTunes account and a 30 day trial of netfilx.

Alright Julian! Well stick around after the show we will need extensive personal and credit card information to set up thoes accounts and thanks to everyone else who played.

Thanks for visiting,
- Dylan Jorgensen
Sunday, February 20, 2011
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